Caution, dear reader: there's no point to this particular entry, I'm just rambling.
Then again, aren't I always?
I've been idly doodling a programming language and it led me to thinking about the nature of objects. Crazy how they do. Poking around in that thoughtspace, I was wondering how far you could get with just plain ol' functions, which is the ill-defined road we're going to wander down today.